Wednesday, August 17, 2011

We Are the Chosen...

This is a blog all about beards, and how awesome they are.  Webster defines a beard as " The hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and throat".  Also, the verb form is "To confront boldly".  Awesome.  Urban Dictionary defines a beard as "Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexual person the appearance of being out on a date with someone of the opposite sex".  These are not the droids we're looking for.

If I was walking down the street and saw two unicorns fucking next to a guy with a sweet beard, I'm looking at the beard (besides, everyone knows unicorns don't fuck.  They make love).  That's how much I love beards. 

We here at The Bearded Ones will have actual interviews with bearded people, plus other noteworthy non-beard related jive.  Posts will come when I'm good and ready, damn it.  And yes, I am fully authorized to write about beards, seeing how it is I own one myself.

I will leave you with our unofficial anthem here at The Bearded Ones...

(Youtube sucks at embedding video, so here's the 'If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms' video)

No comments:

Post a Comment