This is a blog all about beards, and how awesome they are. Webster defines a beard as " The hair on a man's chin, cheeks, and throat". Also, the verb form is "To confront boldly". Awesome. Urban Dictionary defines a beard as "Any opposite sex escort taken to an event in an effort to give a homosexual person the appearance of being out on a date with someone of the opposite sex". These are not the droids we're looking for.
If I was walking down the street and saw two unicorns fucking next to a guy with a sweet beard, I'm looking at the beard (besides, everyone knows unicorns don't fuck. They make love). That's how much I love beards.
We here at The Bearded Ones will have actual interviews with bearded people, plus other noteworthy non-beard related jive. Posts will come when I'm good and ready, damn it. And yes, I am fully authorized to write about beards, seeing how it is I own one myself.
I will leave you with our unofficial anthem here at The Bearded Ones...
(Youtube sucks at embedding video, so here's the 'If your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two moms' video)
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