(Everyone seeing this picture has just been impregnated)
Hemingway rocked the shit,that's the only way to say it. He drank so much, his liver was harder than diamonds. He also penned some of the greatest novels of the 20th century. And the famous, most depressing short story ever: "Baby shoes, for sale. never worn". Jesus, no wonder he ate a shotgun to finish himself off. Only bad-ass way to finish off a bad-ass.