(If you thought 'Jim Gaffigan', I am going to force feed you hot pockets until you die)
Ladies and gentlemen, Zach Galifianakis. Difficult to spell, but hilarious. With such laugh inducing movies under his belt, including Bubble Boy, G-Force, and Youth in Revolt; it's not tough to see why Zach Galifianakis is a household name. Want to see a picture of someone who's not funny?
(Mad Men extra, perhaps?)
Sans beard, not funny. Still a decent actor, but what's the point? That's like having the 1998 Denver Broncos without Terrel Davis. It's ok, but it's not fantastic. And one of the best beards in show business is also one of the funniest. Why would you deprive the world of that?