Survival of the Beardiest

Time for another reference to a man as smart as he was bearded.  As you may have guessed from the title (or maybe not, if you're stupid), I'm referring to none other than Charles Darwin.

(His beard out-thinks all modern scientists)

Darwin was a man amongst men.  He undoubtedly discovered some of the things you had to learn about in school (Origin of species, survival of the fittest, etc).   Motherfucker has over 120 species named after him.  I'm not even sure I could name 120 species.  Touche', Darwin.