This entity is the hipster. They wear $600 jeans with a $2 thrift store t-shirt, and sport facial hair because it's ironic. It's also worth noting that these things have no idea what irony actually is. They also drink Pabst Blue Ribbon (PBR). I have no idea why they do this. If I were interested in drinking horse piss, I'd find a horse. These individuals (it took a lot to even admit they were people) are not fit to breed, and should probably be sterilized. They are the epitome of "doing it wrong".