Sunday, November 6, 2011

Bearded in Buffalo

The Buffalo Bills have been quite a story this year in the NFL.  After continually sucking since the early 1990s, they're tied for first in the AFC East with the New England Patriots.  Let's be honest:  even Bills fans were SHOCKED to see this happen.  They're usually more inept than a mall security guard.  A big part of their turnaround?  A bearded Ryan Fitzpatrick:

(His lockout plan was professional lumberjack)

It's cold in Buffalo, but that's not the only reason why Fitzpatrick is bearded.  He's bearded because he knows quarterbacks are much  more effective while bearded (along with, let's face it, every occupation ever).  Beards help people win, it's just a fact of life.  Oh, and a running game helps, also.

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