Must See TV: BEARDS!

So it's the new television season.  This is when FOX gets to cancel a show after less than 5 episodes (I'm looking at you, Terra Nova).  But for once, SOME channels are doing things right.  And by 'doing things right', I mean showing BEARDS! 

 

(Archer:  Now with 88% more beard)

Archer debuted last week the the titular character sporting a beard I like to describe as 'awesome as fuck'.  Given that beards make everything better, this show is going to stomp faces like no other this season.  This is even without mentioning the manliest voice actor ever, Patrick Warburton.  That's a whole different boat of awesome. And now, onto Ron fucking Swanson.

(LOOK AT THAT FUCKING BEARD)

This, ladies and gentlemen, is Ron Swanson.  This is ONE DAY after he left, avoiding his first ex-wife (Tammy One).  He keeps ground chuck in his desk, keeps the most awesome survival kit ever, and is all that is man.  If it's red meat, a disregard for government (despite working in it), and whiskey, it's Ron fucking Swanson.

I'm Ron F*cking Swanson.

(The caption really says it all)

 

We here at TBO are big fans of TV.  Sadly, I can't watch as much of it as I'd like to because of prior obligations (think twice about law school, kids).  However, one thing I will always make time for is Parks and Recreation.  Most especially, the character posted above, Ron Swanson.  Included is the link to a supercut of Ron's best food-related comments and moments.  And I'll leave you with this quote:

"This hotel always serves bacon-wrapped shrimp.  It's my number one favorite food wrapped around my number three favorite food.  I'd go to a banquet in honor of those Somali pirates if they served bacon-wrapped shrimp"